Who is FFIREHS? Tourists in LA & Vegas Have 50+ Answers


I  street perform (understood as a “busker” by the world traveler or the literate).  My months old character is FFIREHS, a Sheriff sporting short shorts, cowboy hat and Barbie walkie-talkie.  Apparently I resemble Thomas Lennon.  I doubt this occurred to either of us a few years ago, conversing briefly at The Hollywood Improv after Tom’s set.  About Marc Maron, naturally.
FFIREHS has a few video shorts on NerdoTV (“Do You Feel Safe?” and “Hollywood Tights“).  His interview with comic Dr. Brian King has 87,000+ views since November 27.  But who is FFIREHS?  Fair question.  But why ask the man himself?  As any crime scene detective knows, the testimony of eyewitnesses is often more diverse and entertaining than historical reality.  Who is FFIREHS?  As overheard near the man in question, here are the 50+ answers according to tourists and locals seeking entertainment on the streets of Hollywood and Las Vegas:
Reno 911!
Sexy Sheriff
Reno 911
Lt Dangle
Ef Fir Eesh
Super Troopers
Super Cops
Scream
Dewey
Doofy
Reno 90210
Cowboy
Naked Ass
Naked Cowboy
Non-naked Cowboy
Brokeback Lake
Sgt. Dangle
Deputy Dangle
ranger
Texas Ranger
park ranger
Parks and Recreation
Reno 901
Cop 911
Lt Dan

Fresno 911
Lt. Dango
Reno nine eleven
Doppler Dan
Dancing Sheriff
Mr. Reno
Roy Rogers
(Smokey and) the Bandit
The gay cop
Winter Policia
Borat’s brother
camel toe
Roscoe from The Dukes of Hazzard
CHiPs
The Incredible Hulk
Village People
Crocodile Dundee
Thunder from Down Under
“That’s like the worst one yet”
“Where’s the food court?”
“I thought that dude was dead”
“Are you real?”
“You lose a bet?”
“That isn’t real”
“Nice shorts bro”
“What the eff you see kay?!”
“It’s gotta be tough, man”
“Aren’t you cold?”
“Where do I catch the shuttle bus to the Hollywood Bowl?”
“The Flamingo is blocked,  where can I park?”
“Where can I catch a cab?”
“When is the next Bellagio water & light show?”
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Potayto, Potahto . . . Trek, Wars


The new Star Trek movie is not for just Trekkies, but those who say “I’m going to see the Star Wars movie”.  Oh, and for fellow members of my 12 Step Program to Remain Single, feel free to make the correction during conversation.  If you do it after a Vulcan salute and “live long and prosper” farewell, it kinda loses the sexy edge.