NEW Vegas Tenants Union Page on Facebook


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Please like and share the NEW Vegas Tenants Union page on Facebook.  But only if you believe renters in Las Vegas and Clark County, Nevada deserve the same rights as renters in California, Massachusetts or New York. We need to demonstrate the political power of citizens who believe those who rent their home should not have to fear criminal treatment and the threat of homelessness because their landlord has more resources and legal rights. If you love anything about Vegas, think about anyone who works to deliver your beloved Vegas experience, from cab drivers to hotel clerks to food servers to entertainers. Don’t they deserve equal housing rights? Please like and share the Vegas Tenants Union​ page so we can get the likes # high and take the next steps in our campaign for a Nevada Renters Bill of Rights and Equal Housing Rights for those who pay their property taxes in their rent. Thanks!

“Get a Real Job”


This week more than the usual number of classy folk on The Las Vegas Strip made comments to me along the lines of “get a real job”. They said this to someone they had no idea was an Eagle Scout who attended college on academic scholarship, was in the mortgage industry for over a decade, founded a professional networking group, and is a SAG-AFTRA actor with 30+ IMDb credits. They just saw a street performer in a certain costume and they made some judgments. Fine. Permit me to make some judgments of the Fortune 500 companies where you think morally superior citizens might work. Of course, my judgments are based on multiple news sources laden with very specific verifiable facts. HSBC is a bank that laundered drug cartel money. The Catholic Church, one of the oldest corporations, employed and protected active pederasts. And PG&E is an energy company that killed people with cancers more painful than lethal injection. But at least the stellar employees in this 2 min. film clip professionally defending PG&E are not low life deadbeat street performer bums, right? Maybe you should do a little research before you go bragging about your “good job” … to ANYONE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGX4nMrnxg0

Who is FFIREHS? Tourists in LA & Vegas Have 50+ Answers


I  street perform (understood as a “busker” by the world traveler or the literate).  My months old character is FFIREHS, a Sheriff sporting short shorts, cowboy hat and Barbie walkie-talkie.  Apparently I resemble Thomas Lennon.  I doubt this occurred to either of us a few years ago, conversing briefly at The Hollywood Improv after Tom’s set.  About Marc Maron, naturally.
FFIREHS has a few video shorts on NerdoTV (“Do You Feel Safe?” and “Hollywood Tights“).  His interview with comic Dr. Brian King has 87,000+ views since November 27.  But who is FFIREHS?  Fair question.  But why ask the man himself?  As any crime scene detective knows, the testimony of eyewitnesses is often more diverse and entertaining than historical reality.  Who is FFIREHS?  As overheard near the man in question, here are the 50+ answers according to tourists and locals seeking entertainment on the streets of Hollywood and Las Vegas:
Reno 911!
Sexy Sheriff
Reno 911
Lt Dangle
Ef Fir Eesh
Super Troopers
Super Cops
Scream
Dewey
Doofy
Reno 90210
Cowboy
Naked Ass
Naked Cowboy
Non-naked Cowboy
Brokeback Lake
Sgt. Dangle
Deputy Dangle
ranger
Texas Ranger
park ranger
Parks and Recreation
Reno 901
Cop 911
Lt Dan

Fresno 911
Lt. Dango
Reno nine eleven
Doppler Dan
Dancing Sheriff
Mr. Reno
Roy Rogers
(Smokey and) the Bandit
The gay cop
Winter Policia
Borat’s brother
camel toe
Roscoe from The Dukes of Hazzard
CHiPs
The Incredible Hulk
Village People
Crocodile Dundee
Thunder from Down Under
“That’s like the worst one yet”
“Where’s the food court?”
“I thought that dude was dead”
“Are you real?”
“You lose a bet?”
“That isn’t real”
“Nice shorts bro”
“What the eff you see kay?!”
“It’s gotta be tough, man”
“Aren’t you cold?”
“Where do I catch the shuttle bus to the Hollywood Bowl?”
“The Flamingo is blocked,  where can I park?”
“Where can I catch a cab?”
“When is the next Bellagio water & light show?”