The list keeps growing. Truth IS stranger than fiction. Tourists and locals passing my FFIREHS character on the Las Vegas Strip and Hollywood Boulevard have said all of these at least once. “Reno 90210” is a recurring favorite, always uttered with absolute confidence. As a narcissist I took distinct pleasure in hearing “be someone I know,” shouted at me in anger. These people could very well be licensed to legally drive motor vehicles. Many have children. Just saying. Yet I’m the odd one, in my short shorts sporting tactical calf warmers and a Barbie walkie. Here’s the permanent list in progress. You’re welcome.