A Special Mothers Day Message


Happy Mothers Day!  Thanks Mom for teaching me to read!  Which really confused me, given all the religion and standing by your borderline Amish yet angry man stuff growing up.  Hope that works out for you!  Hope it doesn’t hurt anyone else.  No, I’m not going to call you or post to the social media profile you don’t have today.  Instead, I’ll go out and work, performing a snarky comic character that brings smiles, laughter and joy to mothers and daughters across the globe, here in Sin City itself, Las Vegas.  Yes, I know you hate sarcasm.  That’s why you promiscuously exposed me to Mark Twain, right?  Yes, we know I’m going to Hell.  At least there I’m not compelled to hate the different and suppress my mind for the greater glory of an angry and emotionally unstable god I’m instructed to fear.  (No, not your man “Dick, Don’t Call Him Richard”.  The imaginary man in the sky and alleged Oracle to … Dad.)  Also, the literature, libations and delightful company seem less … gloomy.  Happy Mothers Day!

A Modest Proposal for Your Church Plans (If It’s Sunday …)


As someone who invested large tracts of childhood developing my multi-layered post-traumatic stress and foggy thought by attending churches (thanks Mom & Dad!), I encourage you to do something different this Sunday. Read a book. No, not that one. Had you really paid attention to all the horrors and glaring contradictions, we wouldn’t be having this conversation now. Perhaps try Candide by Voltaire. Read it. Then write a compelling book report. Only then can we ever take your arguments (theological or otherwise) seriously. Don’t forget an adequate source of light! No, not that one. Yes, mythological luminescence choking on metaphors engineered for slow children is certainly powerful, but let’s save that for a rainy day, shall we? I mean literal light, like from the sun or from the light bulbs Tesla … what? … sure, whatever … like Edison invented. Cheers! What? No, I won’t be praying for you. You’ll be praying for me? (sigh) Jesus, is attention deficit some kind of holy sacrament in your cult, or religion or Benevolent Society for Judging the Different?! No, I wasn’t actually speaking to your “lord and personal savior”. I was taking my neighbor’s name in vain. Yes, shame on me, as my neighbor is actually a pretty nice guy once you get to know him. He’s pretty busy with his landscaping business and taking the kids to soccer practice, though, otherwise I’d introduce you and see how he feels about the whole taking his name in vain atrocity. Anyway, please read a bit more literature before you invite anyone else to your “super cool laid back church with coffee better than Starbucks”. The future of basic human decency just might depend on it …
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candide

ARREST IMMINENT – My Busker Friend, Robin Williams and YOU


A street performer friend of mine will be exercising his First Amendment right to busk (street perform) his act tonight on The Las Vegas Strip. Given the current environment, he expects to be ticketed and possibly arrested. That will provide him the legal documentation he requires to defend our freedom in court. In his words:

“I’m performing on a public thoroughfare and establishing my rights in accordance with Venetian v Culinary Union and a 2010 memorandum of understanding between the ACLU and LVMPD.”

My friend is putting himself out there for all of us who value art and our rights in America to express and enjoy it. He’s a human being for whom I have great respect. He’s a street performing artist, just like Robin Williams, Rod Stewart and Penn & Teller once were. He doesn’t yet enjoy the resources or influence they’ve had and still have. I know just a bit of his personal story, enough to appreciate how vulnerable he is, which only amplifies his personal courage and sacrifice for the sake of all those who perform and consume art here in the United States.

Just yesterday someone was asking me why a Robin Williams would take his own life. Who knows exactly? Clearly he empathized more than most. He felt. Deeply. He observed the horrors that humanity commits daily and he struggled to survive that knowledge through humor. His desperate coping mechanism became art we continue to enjoy to this day. Perhaps after a while it just became a bit much. For him.

I’m an artist who pays attention to the news. About Ferguson, Baltimore, Syria. I notice the difference between being a white male who speaks English in Las Vegas … and not. In 2015. Decades after Sinatra forced the casinos to admit Sammy as a guest. I’ve experienced and observed how so many producers, businesses and government entities use, persecute and abuse the more vulnerable artists in Las Vegas. I’m waiting for someone to make the valid case for how Corporate America has done a better job than The Mafia with Las Vegas. I feel I grasp a slight glimpse of how overwhelmed even a master Jedi like Robin may have felt. To just get through the fucking day.

I don’t know Rod Stewart or Penn & Teller, so I can’t reach out to them and encourage them to do the right thing and show support to my busker friend. Perhaps you know someone who does.

I made sacrifices to defend a free press in college, sacrifices I pay for to this day, so I appreciate what my friend is doing for all of us. The timing really sucks for me to do more to support him, as some lingering personal and professional challenges have suddenly accelerated the timeline, requiring me to work and earn as much as I possibly can right now. And I just moved. Yesterday. Boxes waiting to be unpacked.

But I can write. I can post this, reaching out to you, my friends on the Internets, this hot tub stew of trolls, stupid pet tricks and parents amazed by the basic motor skills of their not so extraordinary children. Here’s a chance to possibly actually make a small difference. To perhaps make the world a slightly better place. To maybe give a Robin Williams the one reason to endure just one more day. Before it is too late. To be a decent human being. Because so many people you don’t even know are watching your human behavior. People like your kids and familiar faces to which you’ve yet to attach to a name. Not just the government, Fortune 500 companies, some Imaginary Big Angry Father in the Sky or other professional creepers.

WHAT YOU CAN DO
My friend is asking for help from concerned citizens to video his encounter with the police. If you know anyone who will be in Vegas tonight, in the next few hours, who’d like to help, especially any media or constitutional attorneys, please message me for more details. That means you, BBC and Al Jazeera! Even Anderson Cooper’s hair. Through small steps, together, I believe we can make the world a better place. Thanks!